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March 26th

 Hey-o,  what's up McDonald's eaters, time for the newest post in my bloge. Terry and Lauren came over for dinner last night. Terry enjoyed the super steak that I cooked. Lauren didnt even touch her hog head. Today, I walked through a hot coal factory. The workers informed me that I shouldnt be there, so I ate a salamander and jumped out the window. I realized that my car was missing, so I stole one of the workers cars, and drove to work. Today at work, a man who I've never seen before in my life, was in the office of the manager. Somebody from accounting came⁸ towards me and told me  01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01000111 00110001 01001111 00110111 01010100 01111010 01111010 01000101 00110111 01101000 01101111 fired. So then I pleaded to the boss, and he didnt fire me.
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March 25th

 Heyyyyy you sexy fans, its Doe! So, Terry told me that my first blog was good. But, there was some misspellings, so, there will be less of those. By the way, thanks to Terry for creating this blog for me. <3 So, work! Today at work, the manager left, and said I acquit. Or, did he say, I quit? Skeleton man wasn't at work today, which is weird since he's never missed a day and hes been sitting next to me for 15 years. I laughed and I cried. There was an impersonator of yours truly, who tried to dupe me into having sex with him. It worked. On my way home, I crashed my car into a family crossing the street. I jumped out of the car, and committed Grand Theft Auto. I drove home with a brand new car. Today, I ate a stack of paperclips. They looked shiny.  I decided to cut the head off of the hogs in my backyard. I cooked them, Terry come over for dinner tonight, you'll get to eat hog head. Bring Lauren over too, she loves pork. Any but, what do you sexy internet users, think o...
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March 24th

What's up thought lovers of this blog. Th Is John Doe!  Assistant to the regional manager at Your Mother studios!!!! Very happy.  So, Terry told me this is a place where I can, Express my thoughts. So, I guess that's what I'll do. What do y'all think about social media. Specifically, YouTube? I think it's a fine site for you to express yourself, but it's hard to do that, when Susan Wkjickdh is very strict, and hates gamers. Leave YOUR thoughts in the comments.  Alright, time to talk about work! So at work today, the manager came out and started preaching about cocaine a d methamphetamine. The skeleton looking man who sits next to me asked me to sell some potatoes. Later, I sold him tomatoes. He told me that's not what he asked for and he wasn't gonna pay. I did the unspeakable and we all went home.
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