March 25th

 Heyyyyy you sexy fans, its Doe! So, Terry told me that my first blog was good. But, there was some misspellings, so, there will be less of those. By the way, thanks to Terry for creating this blog for me. <3


So, work! Today at work, the manager left, and said I acquit. Or, did he say, I quit? Skeleton man wasn't at work today, which is weird since he's never missed a day and hes been sitting next to me for 15 years. I laughed and I cried. There was an impersonator of yours truly, who tried to dupe me into having sex with him. It worked. On my way home, I crashed my car into a family crossing the street. I jumped out of the car, and committed Grand Theft Auto. I drove home with a brand new car.


Today, I ate a stack of paperclips. They looked shiny.  I decided to cut the head off of the hogs in my backyard. I cooked them, Terry come over for dinner tonight, you'll get to eat hog head. Bring Lauren over too, she loves pork. Any but, what do you sexy internet users, think of gnomes? I fear no man, but gnomes... they're my biggest fear. When I  6,      a gnome stabbed me. The states should wage on them.






Reminder: my credit card number is 4490242346903518. <3






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